tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

Mum: I've ordered you a ham and pineapple pizza
Me: Hai-why-an you doing this to me?
Mum:
Me:
Mum:

lexcanroar:

cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

if you haven’t seen this yet go watch it RIGHT NOW

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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darlingdormer:

I know I’m not a conventional beauty… but as far as I’m concerned, that’s not what an actress is.

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

aosabordo-vento:

Awesome gang =D

Adam looks so happy! what a cutie!

aosabordo-vento:

Awesome gang =D

Adam looks so happy! what a cutie!

austenchanted:

'Whom are you going to dance with?' asked Mr. Knightley. 
She hesitated a moment, and then replied, ‘With you, if you will ask me.’
'Will you?' said he, offering his hand.
'Indeed, I will'.

fatherofunicorns:

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